Friday, February 13, 2009

Groaners

These are a few of the current Bible jokes going around our circle. Each one a groaner.

Which ice cream company is found in the Bible? Walls of Jericho

Who was the shortest man in the Bible? Knee-high miah (Nehemiah); Nicodemus (he was a ruler); Peter, because he slept on his watch; Bildad the Shuhite.

Who was the smartest man in the Bible? Abraham, because he knew a Lot

If you have any more of a similar ilk, please add them in the comments section!

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