Doctor, Doctor

In honour of Lynsey passing exams and now being a Doctor, I present some Doctor, Doctor jokes for your cringing or for your entertainment.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together man.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.
What's come over you?
Two cars, a lorry and a bus.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a stabbing pain in my eye.
Take the spoon out!

Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind. Can you give me something for it?
Here's a kite!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bee.
Buzz off!