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PAT: Ugh. This is Coke.
MIKE: What's wrong with Coke?
PAT: It's got caffeine in it. I can't have caffeine. I'm Jewish.
MIKE: You're what?
PAT: Jewish. We're not allowed to have caffeine.
MIKE: Dude, you're not Jewish. And even if you were that wouldn't mean you couldn't have caffeine.
PAT: Hey this is America, I can be whatever I want to be.
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